January 2009
30 posts
Watchhuh.
not sure i want to imagine how the other peta (people eating tasty animals) would respond. interesting thought, though.
the royal "we"
piratekitten:
mikeypizzle:
everything is just swirling around me, but i can’t grasp onto anything to steady myself, i’m just gonna sit here and enjoy the loneliness. Atleast in here I feel safe. nothing can really go to bad in my room, execpt for this morning. FUCK, starting the day that way was not cool. I don’t have parents, i just live with adults, adults with fucked up lives, lives that...
things not to do.
piratekitten:
forget to clock back in from lunch.
run across the parking lot at full clip in the sunshine with a bum knee to clock in.
run into the bumper of a car because the sun is in your eyes and you can’t see.
Buy ShamWows? The guy's an anti-scientologist →
tickle my brain →
let’s never grow old.
Vodka tax cut! →
I can stand behind that. Mr. President has something to learn from those ruskies, after all!
So if I'm MIA
it’s because I’m substitute teaching this week at a catholic school.
A funny anecdote from my first day:
- During introduction to the 7th grade class, a student came to my desk with his name card that he’d made (they all made name cards because I don’t know them, and I’m here for an extended period of time). He asked me to draw a swastika on the back of it. I...
The Onion is clairvoyant →
infinityended:
I can’t believe how incredibly accuarte the Onion was. That was eight years ago. It was the beginning of the nightmare and they had the perfect hunch.
Well fuck.
I guess that’s what you get for being snarky.
The Onion, at it's finest. →
“You got to understand, man, this particular girl? She gives me a blow job when I’m driving, that’s it, huge accident, explosion probably, hundreds dead,” Barkley said while miming steering motions with his left hand while his holding his right hand at chest level with his palm down, as if gently grasping the back of a person’s head and bobbing it slowly up and down...
WatchLast night we had a youtube-athon, revisiting some old greats. This is reppin my home, the yay area.
“I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the...”
– - R.W. Emerson
I truly know some special people. Lots of them. And I am blessed.
Bloody good show
infinityended:
The average human being (weighing 70 kilos of course) pumps around 5 liters of blood a minute. The average resting heart rate is 60-100 (which puts me at the bottom with 66). There was a five time Tour de France winner who had an average resting rate of 28 beats yet would max out on his bike at 220. At this rate, he could pump 50 liters a minute through his veins. You can’t even...
Auditorium →
coliekins:
pretty little game that entertained me for a few hours :)
Queens of the Stone Age - Better Living Through...
Carney - Testify
hopefully tonight was not a harbinger of things to come for 2009.
this is going to be a big year.
i hope.