(Forever,Never) and everything in between.

Happy holidays!

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:42:00 -0800

Happy holidays!

for you, soft

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:06:37 -0800

for you, soft

gimme good news, it's christmas-ish time.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:53:38 -0800

realrealsoft:

ok, a ndrew w.k. is a television perso nality. that’s bad.

kurt got me joe carter’s ‘84 rated rookie card - signed - and in a screwtop - for christmas. that’s good. really, really good. i cried.

adorable. you just earned so many awesome points in my book. i’m an oakland fan through and through, but i loved joe carter.

anybody out there?

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:06:03 -0800

piratekitten:

tell me things.

If you’re a data/business nerd like me, the most exciting thing ever is Tableau Software. It has a 14 day free trial. Check it out.

We Were Promised Jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices Music is, in no...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:38:00 -0800

We Were Promised Jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices

Music is, in no small part, what makes me tick.

Hugs to you all. It’s time for the depths of the evening to consume me.

PS- for all you lurkers/readers/whatnot, feel free to ask me anonymous questions on my formspring.me

regardless of how inane they are, i’ll answer them. unless, you know, its about whether or not i’m gay. i feel that question has already been sufficiently answered.

(via purplediculous) 4-1, suck it Anaheim.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:20:18 -0800

(via purplediculous)

4-1, suck it Anaheim.

I FEEL SORRY

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:50:34 -0800

Hey, at least you got Brett Wallace out of the deal. He was going to walk at the end of next season anyways.

realrealsoft:

for anybody who has to interact with me in ANY way today.

roy FUCKING halladay was just traded to the FUCKING phillies.

a pox on you, MLB. A fucking pox!!!

purplediculous: My Dad just sent this to me. What an asshole....

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:00:32 -0800

purplediculous:

My Dad just sent this to me. What an asshole. Since when did parents know about Motivational Photos? Unacceptable.

bravo.

(via purplediculous) It’s that time of year again. ...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:48:32 -0800

(via purplediculous)

It’s that time of year again. Stoked to be at the game on Thursday. Go sharks!

I HATE GLEE AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:58:00 -0800

(via purplediculous)

The SAT teacher in me hates anything to do with HS students.

The music snob in me hates the musical choices.

The intellectual in me is aghast at how dumb ~~some~~ all.of.the.characters.are.

But the strategist in me sees its success as inevitable. Something so retarded can only work after something like SYTYCD, which is a rip-off of dancing with the stars, which is something a friend of mine STARTED (and got RICH off of) as a complete joke.

Wednesday nights need a savior. Thank you, John Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:59:17 -0800

AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha

formspring.me

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:21:17 -0800

Consider me a part of the fad. http://formspring.me/noava22

Google Wave, anybody?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:13:13 -0800

Leave me an email address in the comments if you want an invite.

gary: FaceBook just crushed me :(! I just did maybe my best...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:36:09 -0800

gary:

FaceBook just crushed me :(! I just did maybe my best Garyvaynerchuk.com video of all time, I loved it, I was so pumped, it was a 4 minute masterpiece and then when i hit save, I got this! Facebook video can be huge, If the quality would rev up I would use it often. What is not acceptable is this error which by the way I have gotten 5-6 times now but the other videos were 5 seconds, so i didn’t care!

If any of you entrepreneurs are paying attention, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY

Dark Knights of Camelot - Luster Lack This song is currently...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:37:06 -0800

Dark Knights of Camelot - Luster Lack

This song is currently lulling me to sleep. Enjoy. Goodnight, world.

6od: fochaux: Real live rainbow in silver lake!!!!! Insert...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:09:21 -0800

6od:

fochaux:

Real live rainbow in silver lake!!!!!

Insert gay joke here.

(img via realrealsoft)

So the rainbow starts at a gas station and ends at El Pollo Loco. Only in LA.

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:44:14 -0800

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I hate Jimmy Fallon, but this is pretty classic.

Literary Baseball T-Shirts "Selling Very Well" - mediabistro.com: GalleyCat

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:55:31 -0800

Literary Baseball T-Shirts "Selling Very Well" - mediabistro.com: GalleyCat:

whatisthisrumpus:

amazing. everyone knows i have a spot in my heart as big as all outdoors reserved for Uncle Walt, but the Hester Prynne jersey is pretty hilarious as well.

gallery here

These are pretty snazzy. Too bad they don’t make them in my size.

For all those who are lit nerds, investigate!

Aforementioned Rice PSA

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:51:33 -0800

RICE CAN HELP FORTIFY YOUR DIET

Research shows that people who eat rice - brown or white - tend to have healthier diets. For optimal health, a diet should include hearty helpings of both. Brown rice is a nutritious whole grain and enriched white rice also has a lot to offer. US grown white rice contains niacin, thiamine and iron. It is fortified with folic acid, which can help everyone - from babies to boomers - protect their health. Folic acid helps prevent birth defects and may reduce the risk of heart disease, certain cancers and Alzheimer’s disease. Since most people don’t consume enough of this important B vitamin, just a few servings can help. Just one cup of cooked enriched rice delivers over eighty of the daily recommended four hundred micrograms. Low in calories and fat-free, white rice is also economical - only ten cents per half-cup cooked serving. To stretch your food dollar, substitute rice for part of the chopped meat in recipes. For tasty rice recipes, visit USArice.com. For more information on folic acid, visit folicacidinfo.org.

And we’re on the air because we care

The hangover; or, when I pass out

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:30:00 -0800

“Thank god it’s not the rice PSA”

I’m kickin it in the studio right now, doing my show (archives @ soundcloud.com/djtoad) and I feel like complete ass. Underslept, oversick and very meh about my current state of affairs. Ironically, I’m having one of the best shows I’ve done in quite awhile - great setlist. I’m recording it, so, if I get my ish together, it’ll be online sometime in the next week.

But this isn’t a diatribe about my lack of hosting resources. I’ve noticed that my bum-tastic lifestyle is cyclical. For the last few weeks, I’ve been going non-stop: lots of work, getting ready for the holidays, an amazing wedding, football games, one of the best concerts i’ve ever been to…you get the picture. This is how I like life to be. But inevitably there is a comedown.

And it hit me like a ton of bricks this morning. You can hear it in my voice. You can see it in my eyes. I’m done. I’ve got dirty hair, haven’t shaved and I’ve even got the drunk sorority girl rasp.

You know what I’m talking about.

With tunes wafting past in the background while I contemplate the sorry course of the last few days - ”with beginner’s luck we’ve got to take the ride” i’m realizing that it’s hibernation time. Time to curl into a ball and get myself ready for my next spurt of tearing shit up.

Bears. Beats. Fuck battlestar galactica. I’ll see you at the REM show.